I'm under a self-proclaimed impression that I am funny. I like hockey, pizza, and penis jokes.
"I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes."
 Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via highrapunzel)

(Source: stxxz, via california-radiance)


kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via cumfort)

greatwhiteprivilege:

i rly miss him also i rly want chinese food

awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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(via pizza)

“You don’t have to be crazy to play goal, but it helps.” – Bernie Parent

oh-hossa-night:

oh-hossa-night:

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(Source: niklas-hjalmarssons, via 2-minutes-for-having-a-big-ass)

2us2ks2good4you:

EMOTIONS
"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre."
Crazy Sexy Khool (via crazysexykhool)

(via ut-initiumnovum)


"How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?"
Satchel Paige  (via neonchills)

(Source: aestheticintrovert, via sat-urdays)